Zašto je pile prešlo cestu?

evo moji omiljeni.

FOX MULDER
Vidjeli ste pile vlastitim očima kako prelazi cestu. Koliko jos pilića mora prijeći cestu da biste povjerovali?

RICHARD NIXON
Pile nije prešlo cestu. Ponavljam: pile NIJE prešlo cestu.

JERRY SEINFELD
Zasto itko prelazi cestu? Zasto se netko ne zapita, na kraju krajeva, zašto se pile uopće vrzmalo tuda?

FREUD
Sama činjenica da vas uopće zanima zašto je pile prešlo cestu otkriva vašu seksualnu nesigurnost.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Da umre.. Na kiši... Samo..

BILL CLINTON
Ja nisam imao nikakvu nemoralnu vezu s tim piletom.

DARTH VADER
Pile nije moglo odoljeti moći tamne strane.

SALVADOR DALI
Riba.

RENNE DESCARTES
Mislim, dakle pile postoji!

GROUCHO MARX
Pile? Koja je poenta priče? Pa, ja sam imao ujaka koji je mislio da je pile. Ujna se umalo razvela od njega, ali ipak, trebala su nam jaja.

CEZAR
Da dođe, vidi i pobijedi.

šta vi mislite, zašto je pile prešlo cestu?

VEC SAM REKA I NECU PONAVLJAT

PILE JE PRESLO ULICU DA BI DOSLO U DUJE!

Učiteljica: Da bi prešlo na drugu stranu.

Platon: Zbog općeg dobra.

Aristotel: U prirodi je pilića da prelaze cestu.

Karl Marx: To je bila povijesna neminovnost.

Saddam Husein: Na taj, ničim izazvan, akt agresije, morat ćemo odgovoriti
svim raspoloľivim sredstvima.

Ronald Regan: Zaboravio sam.

Kapetan James T. Kirk (USS ENTERPRISE): Da hrabro ode tamo gdje niti jedno pile još nikad nije bilo.

Martin Luther King: Vidim svijet gdje će svi pilići moći slobodno
prelaziti
cestu, bez potrebe da bilo kome objasne svoje motive.

Machiavelli: Poanta je u tome da je pile prešlo cestu. Koga je briga
zašto? Sama činjenica da je prešlo opravdava motiv, ma kakav on bio.

Bill Gates: Microsoft samo što nije izbacio na trľište novi software: Pile
2000 koje, ne samo da prelazi cestu, nego i nosi jaja!

Oliver Stone: Pitanje ne treba glasiti "Zašto je pile prešlo cestu?", nego
"Tko je istodobno s piletom prešao cestu, a mi ga nismo primijetili, jer
nam je to pile podmetnulo da s njim gubimo vrijeme".

Charles Darwin: Poslije dugog vremenskog razdoblja prirodna selekcija je
morala djelovati na piliće, tako da su oni sada i genetski prilagođeni za
prelaľenje ceste.

Albert Einstein: Je li pile prešlo cestu ili se cesta pomakla pod
piletovim nogama, zavisi od sustava iz kojeg promatramo taj događaj.

Budha: Postavljanjem tog pitanja porekli ste vlastitu pileću prirodu.

Sigmund Freud: Činjenica da se uopće pitate zašto je pile prešlo cestu
otkriva vašu unutarnju nesigurnost.

necropolis-Pile je prislo cestu da ide pit !

Ratzinger je napisao/la:

necropolis-Pile je prislo cestu da ide pit !

lol

Pa prislo je zato sta je tija prec cestu...

kako ste neuki...pile je prešlo cestu jer mu je intuicija rekla da ide tamo i na njegvu sreću nije naišlo ni jedno vozilo da ga pregazi...mislim ono, zar je tako teško?

*Why did the chicken cross the road?*

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon
which honorably bears the unholy symbol
of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace
the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold,
dark, misty autumn night...
It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!!
To rock, drink and fuck...
AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal,
it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL
AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE,
REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you,
tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken!
WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken,
deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN' DENIM, WEARIN' LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, that is where it falls apart...

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se...

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh... Mighty grim Ravendark...

Impaled Northern Moonforest: "aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeer
wwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeee
HerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness
and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something..
BLODU OK JARNA!

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didn't want to be in a band with an italian drummer.
TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL!
YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain,
he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance.
The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes* *krijeeesht*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

Queen: The chicken must go on!
Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE
(back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some,
chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.

Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

Finntroll: Han for iväg med sina trollvänner för att slakta nagra kristna!!

:lol!:
Ja sam bloka kad sam procita to!!!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan! :lol!:

PRELUDOOO!!!!! Ovo cu sacuvat

preludo

Sad, ne znam dal' baš tu spada, ali nekako mi je preuska tema ovog topica pa ću je malo proširit... Još jedna dobra stvar...Misija metalcima je spasiti princezu od zmaja... Ovako bi to radili predstavnici pojedinih vrsta metala:

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,
saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers
and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes
and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all
the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,
skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her
belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her,
then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front
of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual
before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of
the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body
again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for
the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could
never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon
eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with aguitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The
dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the
princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he
learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking
for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle
in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight
the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch
fire.

* METALCORE
The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in an anger that someone messed up his dance routine.

daj molim te, postaj jos nesto ovako komicno, Xalik!

A trebam potrazit... Ali ima gore dobrih stvari...

Citat :

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Evo vam nešto...

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img67/2275/blackmetalbb9.jpg

hehehe, slicica je ludilo pjevacke (ne)sposobnosti?

baza,al sve vec vidjeno 10000 puta...

Pile je preslo cestu jer mu je pun kurac onog mista na kojem je sta prije... tia je postic novi, visi, i bolji cilj od stajanja na prvobitnom mjestu............. NOT!!! Preslo je cestu da popije i pojebe nesto

zato

Pile je preslo cestu iz jednog jednostavnog razloga, zeljelo se uvjeriti da cesta nije kraj svijeta, vec da postoje prostranstva i iza ceste, ali za nase malo pile cesta je uistinu bila kraj svijeta

Narfuin je napisao/la:

Pile je preslo cestu iz jednog jednostavnog razloga, zeljelo se uvjeriti da cesta nije kraj svijeta, vec da postoje prostranstva i iza ceste, ali za nase malo pile cesta je uistinu bila kraj svijeta

Dobra analiza

jer je tia nabavit tikve

jer je tia da ga satare auto

iša je tražit pileće pičke!!!!!!!!!
a tamo samo pederska kopilad!!!!!

jer je vidija svoju mamu...

pile je prešlo cesti iz viših razloga.

ili


prešlo je cestu jer je s druge strane bila trafika i birtija i iša je po cigare pa u birtiju s kompanjonima da piju piju piju piju

jer je gej